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The Wall St Bull. Lots of tourists love to come downtown and grab a quick photo with this bull, but surprisingly a lot of them come to the rear end of the bull and rub its balls for good luck. I saw a few do it yesterday and it must work a bit because the market was up 80 points today. Hopefully some drunk tourist will give it a blowjob and the economy will do a complete turnaround and maybe gasoline will go down too ( if it gets a happy ending )......so if you're in the Bowling Green area give the old bull a nice sac rubbing.
See how shiny the nuts are from people rubbing them all the time, you can help make them even shinier. Good luck, lets get this economy turned around !!!