Nothing doing in taxi land tonight, so I wasted a little time on the internet as you should do. Go on, you deserve a break and some wasted time, its therapeutic. These sights cracked me up.
Click on the everyone knows a dick for a wealth of information on the many dicks in the pubic....I mean public eye. This is an Encyclopedic gem to read through. The Dickpedia, hope this King never winds up there.
This next site called THE MASTURBATION METAPHOR GENERATOR, well it made me admit that I may be guilty of "whipping the cork" once or twice in my lifetime. Check it out and see what YOU did is referred as. Aw c'mon , you know you're guilty !!
THE MASTURBATION METAPHOR GENERATOR
This next site changes whatever name you enter into a word. KingOfNewYorkHacks=unlucky. Guess I won't play lotto tonight.
The last one I will leave you with is quotes from Bush or Batman. Maybe Batman will run for president now.....or Adam West...or Christian Bale...they all have a lot in common.
Be safe everyone , wasting time is the work of the devil !!! However this time you can blame it on The King Of New York Hacks.