Yes, shiny and waiting for you.....The Wall St Bulls Balls !!
There is a superstition about the Wall St Bull that people believe in, and these days most people are inclined to go along with it whether they truly believe in it or not, considering they will do ANYTHING to get this market turned around.
The superstition is that if you rub the Bulls Balls, you will have good luck or the stock market will rise, kinda like rubbing The Buddha's belly .....except its Bull scrotum...y'know his nutsack. The royal jewels....you get the idea. Well on Friday as I drove down Broadway to the cross street Morris St where the bull is half a block away, I thought I'd pull over and see how many people in the span of 5 to 10 minutes would take pictures rubbing the balls. While I was there I thought I'd create my own superstition while doing it, and low and behold not only did I see people doing it, but The King's new superstition was proven today when the stock market rallied for over 400 points!!!
People come from all over the world to rub his balls, but I had something else in mind...No not that, you filthy beastiality thinker, stop looking at internet porn!!!!
Anyway, read on and enjoy....and NO, don't give me any special requests you filthy perverts of what you want me to do to those gonads...you'll have to come and do it yourself, but I will drive you there.....and watch. Geez, guess The King is as bad as you.
Heading down Broadway at a red light as I watch one of the Downtown Alliance workers cleaning up, while everyone heads home for the day. The downtown alliance are a mainstay now, they wear red uniforms and either are cleaning up, security or give tour guide services at their posts all day. Very helpful if you are lost or are looking for a landmark, and they work closely with the police.
A very happy Asian woman goes in for a quick squeeze....How come tourists never go for the King Of New York Hack's sac with such an exuberant smile? Huh Huh ...I said Hack Sack.
Dive on in, we need the luck !!!
C'mon everyone its family friendly !!!!!!!!!!
She was there one second and gone the next as she pushed her way in, and as legend has it..... she was never seen again.....Ever.
She looked a little reserved but she still copped a feel. Gotta look out for those "reserved" types, most of the time they are the kinky ones.
"No, No I don't want to touch" ...."OK OK I'm going for it !!HAHA " Shout out to the yellow cab in the back of the picture. Holla !!
And yes, there is nothing like having the lifetime photo of your beautiful child with the balls rubbed round the world. Priceless. Double shout out to the taxi in the back! Holla,Holla !!!!!
This was not taken Friday night but I thought you'd appreciate the lengths people will go through to turn this economy around. Thanks bro, we'd do it for you.....well actually no we wouldn't you damn bullball lapper !!
I wonder if people would dive in like they do if we had a real Bull like the one below...I think not. Pardon me...just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Which led the King to start my new superstition on the Wall St Bull Balls. While everyone is always caressing, and kissing, and massaging his damn balls...they didn't realize that they were lulling the damn bull into a bear market sleep !!
Sheeeiiitttt people !!! WAKE THE F--- Up !! What do you think a Bull would do getting treatment like that all day and night...The King had to be the one to "step" up and put forward that perfect front kick Bruce Lee style to wake the stock market up and put an end to the endless sac stroking !! Hiiii-Ya Muthaf-ing Bull !!!! That's the King's foot below !!!
Couldn't have landed a bullball kick any more perfect than that. New York Kingstyle KA-RAH-TAY !!!
Now you tell me, doesn't he look pissed off NOW !! You can thank me later.
Market up 400 points. Nuff Said.
Stock Market Close Monday October 20, 2008 4:03PM ET: 9,265.43 413.21 (4.67%)
Now if this market goes back down you can blame all those people who are squeezing the scrotum in a friendly way all day and night. I have nothing against animals, but it was time for that bull to get what he had coming. I may not be a financial guru, but I am The King Of New York Hacks. Peace out peeps.