I grew up loving Big Bird. My friend used to tell me he was a bird who took too much acid and thats why he always saw the snuffleuffagus elephant. He also said Oscar the grouch was addicted to heroin and that cookie monster was a pothead who always had the munchies.Well in the summertime I was talking to a couple of the other drivers as a group of prostitutes walked by, one being about close to 7 feet tall and she was a woman.
This old time Italian driver told me her name was Big Bird. I told him thanks for ruining my childhood thoughts of Big Bird and now when I hear the term I think of the prostitute , not the puppet. I tried to get a couple of pics of her but they never came out right.
However the other day I got out pretending I was getting something from my trunk and she saw my camera and said "gimme a dollar for my pic". I denied, but got in my taxi and stuck the camera too the window and clicked away. She turned around and I didn't think I got a pic of her until I reviewed them later. Not only did I get it , but I got Big Bird giving me the bird !!! Classic !! I will try to interview her on video in the near future. She is at my garage all the time. Seedy area.
The old Big Bird.
The new Big Birds advertising slogan.
New BJ 99 cents !!! The economy really is hurting !!
and here she is Big Bird giving me the Bird !!!! Gotta love it !!! She wasn't happy as she called me a few things that I will not post to protect the pg rating of my blog. Click the pic to get a good view of her.
Lets start off the season with one of my favorite musicals from when I was a kid.
Hope you enjoyed that one, I am not heatmiser nor snowmiser and I did NOT get the 99 cents special from Big Bird !!! I am not a puppet, I am just The King of New York Hacks. I will try to post every day this month. either a story. some pics, or any requests you would like to see from New York for those who cant make it here.peace out. I am not getting Big Bird to pull the full monty so don't even go there perverts.