If you click on the words, it will bring you to the full article. However it is not necessary to read my story on the matter.
"You know, I'm concerned about the size of the package. And I'm concerned about some of the spending that's in there, [about] . . . how you can spend hundreds of millions on contraceptives," House GOP Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) later said. "How does that stimulate the economy?"
This package was the original design for the infamous free NYC condom which they made the letters look like train signs for some flair. More flair !!!
So they went with this new design , and this is the condom you will get for free should you need them for your safety....or someone else.
They are distributed from Ansell Healthcare Products from Alabama, pretty sweet contract to sell millions of condoms to New York City. This place is horny !! However they are NOT made here and they EXPIRE !! So, I wonder how much money is wasted on the one's that expire and must be thrown away. This one expires in 2012.
and this one expires in 2013...so I guess we just keep buying ahead
Now I'm curious why we have to import condoms from Malaysia imported by an American company from Alabama that sells them to NYC. I think we could create a few jobs making rubbers here and help our New York City economy.
If it says NYC condom, it should be from NYC !!
They also give free lubricant !! (insert Borat voice) HIGH FIVE !!!
A nice pile of FREE condoms AND lubricant. (insert Borat voice) VERY NICE !!!
Now they are organized, don't want to use an expired one.
OK, give me a K !!
K is for Keep your sexual drive up.
I is for I am The King.
N is for New York, the land of FREE condoms !!
G is for the Graveyard shift, which the King works....and plays when he isn't working.
O , well O is for the BIG "O" !!! C,mon were talking about condoms here !!!!!
F, well F is for ....I'll leave that to you , remember the theme is condoms. You can leave your thought in the comment section if you like !!
N is for Now is the winter of our discontent, until Obama turns it around.
Y is for You better wear a NYC condom or give some to people. They are a great stocking stuffer and may inspire someone you admire into trying them out.
H is for stay away from dirty "H"o's !!!
A is for A new beginning for this country.
C is for ...well I 'll leave this one up to you again considering the theme.
K , hey K is for King ...period !!
S is for Stay Safe !!
and what did it spell??
KING OF NEW YORK HACKS spelled out in condoms....thats a first !!!
Hope it made you smile !!
So in closing , I want American made condoms, nothing against Malaysia, I just want things produced here. I want more production here. If it says New York on it , I want it made in NY or in the United States, that would help our economy, and my tips. Well I think I've said enough for now on the matter, I'm not a scumbag , I'm just The King Of New York Hacks. Peace out people.