I have developed a car that will run on water.
Unfortunately you'll have to go to the Gulf of Mexico to fill it up.
Ba dum dum ching ! ;-) Awwww c'mon, give The King a break, its funny !
It's also the only way I can get you to read my dribble.
Hello all...I know, I know...The Economy sucks...Oil spill is destroying our environment...Al Gore invented divorce...It would seem as if our best Mathematicians and our most advanced team of Scientists in the world are really fucking things up...oh and Al Gore ?? Well...he's just being Al. I think he will invent the next environment too, where all the hot air is consumed by him...maybe he'll get help from some other obliging cronies in D.C....but I digress...
Is there any HOPE ??
As with any group, I'm sure a few bad apples are responsible for these life changing events, but here's a little video story I saw on the internet, and for those that didn't see this yet, it exhibits the side of Math and Science that are truly remarkable and "life changing" at the greatest degree possible. Lets all watch little Jonathan's Cochlear Implant activation at age 8 months old.
50 seconds long, but you will never forget it.
Spectacular wasn't it ?? I told ya so. The King never lies...except about inventing automobiles that run on H2O. LOL
I recently had a customer in my Taxi with some small children discussing the end of the world action movie "2012", and all the why's and if's the world will end in the year 2012...Well, in all the animated remarks from the kids, the smallest of the bunch, she must have been no more than 7 years old chimes in and says with flawless logic, "The world can't end in 2012 I have a yogurt that expires in 2013."
The car was silenced for a moment as we all turned,
..looked at her, and agreed !! 2013 Here we come !! Woo-Hoo !!
I honked my horn twice to everyone's delight including my own !
Another priceless 50 seconds from a child, that in the midst of all the chaos, brings the calm. Hope ?? Oh there is HOPE my friends, sometimes we just need to look around ...and LISTEN...but Little Jonathan could tell you that now..thanks to people who use the Math, the Science, the Ethics, The Morals, and roll it all out into one big ball of HOPE...which we might doubt, without a brilliant little girl who reminds us that everything is fine, her yogurt is good until 2013...
Yeah, so is mine kid, and yours people...
Ever hear "and a child shall lead them" ?
They already are.
I'm no child, but I intend to act like one as I faithfully remain in my 5 year old frame of mind and smoothly point my yellow taxi towards a destination called 2013 and beyond while remaining...wait for it....The King of New York Hacks. Thanks for riding along folks.
...damn, why didn't I ask her my expiration date ?? LOL
Peace out Peeps.